Apparently, I'm Sloopy Frickenlips

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...So:
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name (I took a little artistic license with the letter K as the copy I received was missing that letter):
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Have fun with this one and remember not to take yourself too seriously :)

Post a comment with your "new" name LOL