...there was a Diet Coke Fairy?
Well, I would be able to sit at my desk and continue to work while someone else brings me a fresh, cold, fountain Diet Coke. It's not the same if it's in a can or bottle. There's too much carbination in those containers. I know, I'm picky. And Lazy. But darn it, I'm thirsty and can't really break away to go get one until lunch time.
I think I make a pretty cute Diet Coke Fairy, at least in cyber-space, don't you?