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Monday, January 26, 2009

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

I received this quote in my email, and it is too good to share...

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of **it."


This quote was not attributed to anyone, but I thought it hilarious!

4 comments:

Nicole said...

Love it! And it's true!

levengoodvet678 said...

That is a wonderful quote, isn't it?

Silvie said...

Super!

lonestar said...

ROFL, I like that!